Test how polite you are

please choose the polite answer for these questions:
1. Can you please help me?
a One second. I'll be right with you.
b-Wait. I'm on the phone, sir.
c-Wait a little bit.

2. Do you work here?
a Yes.
b-Yes, how can I help you?
c-What, do you need help?

3. I think we need some extra blankets.
a- It's not that cold is it?
b-I'm a little busy now. Come back later.
c-I'll get some sent up to your room.

4. Can you call me a taxi?
a-Certainly. Your name, please?
b-Your name. I need to know your name.
c-Name?

5. This room is pretty small!
a-Yes, they're like that.
b-Too small for you? Too bad, we don't have any other rooms available, sir.
c-Unfortunately, we don't have anything bigger right now.

6. I always stay at your hotel when I'm in town.
a-Oh, I see.
b-Thank you. We appreciate your business.
c-You realize that this is a good hotel.

7. One of my lamps isn't working.
a-I'll get someone to take a look at it.
b-What would you like me to do about it?
c-What do you want me to do about it?

8. Where is the entrance to the (hotel) restaurant?
a-Under the sign that says "restaurant."
b-It's right there to your right.
c-Turn to the right.

9. Hi, I have a reservation. My name is Robert McAlister.
a-Spelling?
b-OK... How do you spell you last name?
c-Spelled how?

10. My air conditioner is broken.
a-It is? It was fine this morning.
b-Did you break it, sir?
c-I'll have someone look at it as soon as possible.

SMS code

SMS - English
"My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York, it's a great place. But my parents were so worried because of the terrorism attack on September 11 that they decided we would stay in Scotland and spend two weeks up north. Up north, what you see is what you get - nothing. I was extremely bored in the middle of nowhere. Nothing but sheep and mountains. At any rate, my parents were happy. They said that it could be worse, and that they were happy with the peace and quiet. I don't think so! I wanted to go home as soon as possible, to see my mates again. Today I came back to school. I feel very saintly because I have done all my homework. Now it's business as usual..."

Can you tell us what is this mean?

SMS - English

A 13-year-old schoolgirl from Scotland wrote this letter.

"My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8. Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N. Up N, WUCIWUG -- 0. I ws vvv brd in MON. 0 bt baas & ^^^^^. AAR8, my Ps wr :-) -- they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt...IDTS!! I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again. 2day, I cam bk 2 skool. I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk. Now its BAU ..."