Words From AL HAJ IWAYWA

Isn't it Ironic how we ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones that love us....

It's funny how we are all looking for that special someone but when we find them we don't know how to treat them...How can we expect to find happiness if we can't understand our flaws and the things we do to those we feel for...

We need to realize that we are not perfect and that there will be fights in our lives over good things and bad but in the end we have to learn how to let someone in and let them show us what it is to feel loved and cared for because once you've reached that...

EVER WONDER WHY SOME THINGS HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE? WHY SOMEONE SMILED AT YOU,WHY SOMEONE SAID HELLO OR EVEN CARED TO ASK HOW YOUR DOING? MAYBE SOMETHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG AND UPSET YOU! THOSE THINGS WERE MEANT TO HAPPEN WHEN THEY DID. MAYBE SOMETHING MADE YOU SO HAPPY YOU FELT LIKE YOU COULD BURST OR MAYBE SOMETHING THAT ANGERED YOU. BUT YOU KNOW,TODAY HAPPENED THE WAY IT DID SO TOMORROW COULD HAPPEN THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSE TO

AL HAJ IWAYWA

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1. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields, said to demonstrate why she should become spokesperson for a federal antismoking
campaign


2. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward


3. "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members
of the Senate."
Vice-President Dan Quayle (surprise, surprise)


4. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.


5. "Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"
Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert,


6. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass--and I'm just the one to do it."
a congressional candidate in Texas


7. MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS ONLY
sign outside Mexico City's Mandinga Disco in the Hotel Emporio


8. Wish -- To end all the killing in the world
Hobbies -- Hunting and fishing
from personal statistics of California Angel Bryan Harvey, flashed on the scoreboard at Anaheim Stadium


9. "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe."
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


10. "After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal,the school department is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post."
Philip Streifer, superintendent of schools, Barrington Rhode Island


11. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

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